food pimp my cheap a$$ pizza

Except they always had freezer burn from the loose packaging. They tasted of it too.

Did they improve? LOL
 
The Hot Pepper said:
I searched for an example lol here ya go:
 
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Lol.  Someone owes me some money. Im drivig up there getting my free pizza,I buy the toppings and then im starting some shizzey at one of these joints. I demand satisfaction.
 
You'll be swimmin' in dolla billz y'all
 
No more trunk swimming
 
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Last weekend we spent some time w/ my cousin, who lives in Brooklyn ...
 
It's funny to be talking about this, after our conversation about how she's ruled out Portland for maximizing the worst of Brooklyn w/o having the good parts ...
The Hot Pepper said:
Except they always had freezer burn from the loose packaging. They tasted of it too.

Did they improve? LOL
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I don't know, probably not ... I only eat them with a shit-ton of Montreal seasoning, anyways ...
 
But like I said, these days ... I just order one of those hot Italian things from Dominoes ... those things are evil tasty, and NOT on my diet ...
 
grantmichaels said:
Last weekend we spent some time w/ my cousin, who lives in Brooklyn ...
 
It's funny to be talking about this, after our conversation about how she's ruled out Portland for maximizing the worst of Brooklyn w/o having the good parts ...
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Harrrrrrr! I believe that. Must be hipster central. Over here we have old school Italian neighborhoods, dive bars, and a few other hipster-free zones lol. A few!
 
The Hot Pepper said:
 
Harrrrrrr! I believe that. Must be hipster central. Over here we have old school Italian neighborhoods, dive bars, and a few other hipster-free zones lol. A few!
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She's walking distance from a stadium that's become quite a draw, I guess ... it's changed a lot of the dynamics of living there ... positively in terms of her real estate value, but negatively in terms of the experience of daily life as they keep losing things (in this case, the only drugstore in walking distance) for commercial projects aimed at people visiting the stadium area, not the people living near it ...
 
On the plus side, her access to concerts etc at said stadium is phenomenally awesome.
 
And now I want a pretzel from the cart at the Lincoln Tunnel.
 
Katz's might have to suffice, though.
 
Oh she lives near Barclay's Center. That used to be... desolate. 
 
The Hot Pepper said:
Oh she lives near Barclay's Center. That used to be... desolate. 
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Yeah, she works for Random House and has owned part of a bldg there for 14x years.
 
The value is of course, vastly improved, but some of the qualities have faded of course ...
 
Since it got all strange up in here I got my pimping spatula out.
 
Leftover taco meat,pepperoini,sharp,and a itialin blend and LOTS of louisianna on there. I like to pour it on as im pimping and cook it. Plenty of garlic powder was involved.
 
 

 

 
And last but not least, :rofl:


Let the hipsters get a load of this.
 
The Hot Pepper said:
They just jacked the price up here because hipsters find it ironic to pimp frozen pizzas with caviar and truffles and shizz. Now they have it in hipster bars, and they can choose their "pimpings." No joke.
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The Hot Pepper said:
Nice!
 
No, no joke. There's beluga caviar and kobe if you want to make $100 frozen pizza at some of these places. Because it's so kitschy and ironic and stupid hipsters love the whole concept. They have toaster ovens behind the bar and you watch them open the cheap box and everything. They find the whole process fascinating and dare each other to out-pimp! :lol:
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Im no hippie, but i go through life trying to trying to be a peaceful person. I dont hate, I genuinely dont judge people on their life choices, its none of my business really. Then i read stuff like this and really hard not to feel the urge to snot some of these hipsters. Fudging Hipsters.   
 
HAHAHA! I sometimes feel guilty too, but they know what they are doing. Their whole deal is absurdity and irony. It's like how watching really bad cheesy movies is cool... they want to be that "bad movie" and think they are cool. The whole world picks on hipsters. Even the NY Times has running articles on them. 

Picking on hipsters is more about dismissing the fad then picking on the actual people. It's ridiculous!
 
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Love you back The TB!!!!!!
 
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