so, as everyday, i get up at 3:00am to patrol the house, check my girls, powder my nose, refill my water glass, then listen to coast to coast for the latest spooky, ghostly, alien, conspiracy theory. to my surprise the royal wedding overrode c2c and was just getting started, so i listen quietly in the background as i check my favourite nudie site....i mean favourite hot pepper forum.
as time rolls on, i hear the wife getting out of bed, around 4:00am. that's strange, what's up with that. so, i shut the hooter channel down.....i mean, i closed off the hot pepper forum and go upstairs to see what's up. as if i didn't know, she had this "watch the wedding thing" all planned out. she couldn't sleep, so i thought i would spend a few minutes watching the event with her, discussing as best as i could about wedding dresses.... the conversation fell short quite rapidly.
soon, my usual husbandry nature kicked in, and in good form, i alerted her to all the specialities, like: "look, billy's looking at her perkies", "look, a new sword just popped up in his trousers", or "where's the monty python voiced archbishop that married chuck & di?". it was apparent, i wasn't wanted at this party. i guess my knowledge of royal tiaras was lacking. so, i decided it best that i head back to bed to catch up on some sleep before my girls awake for school.
at 7:00am, i watched the whole event again but this time without the embellishments, for the kids sake. but then both kids chanted, they wanted to see them kiss...which was okay, as that is the hilight of any wedding. then my 11 year old starting talking about her prince and wedding and shivers went down my spine. i helped her with her hair for the day and gave her a fake diamond hair band so she could show off her "royal wedding" image.
for the record, they make a wonderful couple and i thought the whole event was great, i loved kate's brother's speech and though my spiritual side needs work, i thought the archbishop's speech on marriage, loyalty and spiritualism was very inspirational...until he kept going on and on and on. i loved her dress, i am not a dress kind of guy but on that pretty young lady, i thought it was, well modern....at first the wife didn't like it but when i pointed out, this isn't princess di, we have come a long way since 1981, she agreed, then yak on and on about the dress.... i still don't know what a tiaras is, and i am not going to google it, to find out!
........now, i can just image how many women in the world, grabbed their poor sucker husbands and made them relive their wedding night!( i dodged that bullet as the wife had to head off to work). i was tasked with feeding the girls breakfast, getting their lunches ready and getting them ready for school.....phew!
