food STEAK!!

The Hot Pepper said:
I'll be getting into the sous vide thing in the fall... too much good eats being posted. First post will be a steak for TB.
 
Here's the real deal.
 
And I'll be hated, and rightly so for admitting it but...
 
I may or may not have eaten a bite (yeah, just a bite, like piece of steak on my wife's fork for me to try....)
 
Within the past year that is.
 
Okay, maybe longer than that.
 
I admit it.
 
I am the world's best hypocrite on this steak 'thang.
 
I DID do some skirt for fajita's not too long ago but that doesn't really count as far as steak is concerned.
 
For true I do in fact love a great steak but also for true is I rarely eat meat of any kine' anymore.
 
But I still know what it tastes and smells like.
 
Beef in general constipates me the next day and I don't feel like my every day self.
 
However, the few must sacrifice sometimes for the benefit of the many.
 
My cheeseburger.
 
You'll never pry it from my cold dead hands.
 
You evil overlords of veganistic, organic, naturally raised, prairie dog freetown, non mechanically/ human strangled, 
 
fugazi benefactors of hippy happy cable channel housewives can kiss my skinny little 153 pound 56 year old ass!
 
Meat in one form or another has kept man alive since...well mankind. (Not the wrestler)
 
Having said that...
 
Shit.
 
 
What was I saying?
 
Fuck.
 
I thought this was about manly steaks...
 
 
Now it's about TB's lean body...
 
 
lol
 
 
:high:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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JayT said:
Oh look! The poop patties are back!
 
Yup.
 
I reckon some 'thangs are just part of my legacy.
 
And in the category of...
 
"Tastes good but looks like shit..."
 
Kinda' like female genitalia. 
 
Too bad.
 
I got no leftovers for y'all.
 
Don't forget the quinoa! Also, if you want some extra zing, you can grind up a little soyrizo to throw in there!
 
JayT said:
Not sure I would want any of your leftover female genitalia anyway! The poop patty was in instant classic! So glad to see it return!
 
I did say "no leftovers".
 
Like "leftover bacon".
 
That sheeit doesn't exist.
 
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