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Tell a dumb joke...
- Thread starter The Hollyberry Lady
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Little Johnny was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A Priest came along and asked the Johnny what he had.
Little Johnny said, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called Turpentine"
The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby".
Little Johnny replied, "If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson".
A Priest came along and asked the Johnny what he had.
Little Johnny said, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called Turpentine"
The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby".
Little Johnny replied, "If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson".
Pete, the Aussie builder, was going through a house he had just built with the woman who owned it... She was telling him what colour to paint each room.
They went into the first room and she said "I want this room to be painted a light blue."
The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be bright red.
The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be tan.
The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
When he came back, the lady was pretty curious, so she asked him "I keep
telling you colours, but you go out the front and yell green side up; what
is that for?"
he builder said, "Oh don't worry about that, I've just got a couple of
American's laying the turf out front."
They went into the first room and she said "I want this room to be painted a light blue."
The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be bright red.
The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be tan.
The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
When he came back, the lady was pretty curious, so she asked him "I keep
telling you colours, but you go out the front and yell green side up; what
is that for?"
he builder said, "Oh don't worry about that, I've just got a couple of
American's laying the turf out front."
OMG!!!
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