12 pounds of wings? Really? Please forgive my earlier dissing remarks in regards to tomfoolishnessessess....my bestest friend, buddy and pal. You're looking quite handsome in your pics Paul and the ear 'thang actually gives you an aura of superior intelligence over all other men.
Ahem....now...about those wings......12 pounds is more than any mortal man should consume by himself at one sitting if you know what I mean...(wink). Lemme' know if you need any help. I live only to serve.
Sincerely,
Your pal, Leslie.