food The Drunken Chef

Made some with some fire roasted hatch peppers once that came out pretty tasty. How did you like that Jalapeno Olive Martini? Went down real smooth too.
 
texas blues said:
Hey ya'll once again from the big dry ditch of Las Vegas. I had picked up some beautiful chix I wanted to deep fry but soon discovered I didn't have enough oil. Why not just drive down to the local grub store and buy it you ask? BECAUSE I WAS PISS DRUNK!! Alrighty then. I grab the bottle of Hornitos tequila and ready myself to begin the destruction. I fire up the cast iron dutch oven and just start throwing stuff in. Olive oil. Garilc. Julieanned shallot. Chix thighs. Gets a little blurry here but I somehow managed to debone the thighs without chopping off my leg but then all good cooks should be able to pull that off. The vast majority of experienced kitchen rats and riffraff cook much better after a bottle of wine or three. Those of you reading this keep that little kitchen tip in mind, especially when family from out of town is around. If the wife is chewing your ass the next day for your drunken lewd and lascivious behavior in the kitchen the previous night, then you know you must have made a helluva meal and did it right.

Continuing on, I soon missplaced my shot glass and decided to dispensed with it all together. Why should tequila have to go through a middleman anyway. Liquors quicker straight from the bottle. I discovered I had a stash of dried pequins from last season and bada bing bada boom in they went. Same with some forlorn looking button mushrooms. Whirring and stirring with a spoon in one hand and the bottle of firewater in the other, why not deglaze the pan with tequila? Excellent idea! Might as well get rid of the rest of the hab salsa I made the other day. In that goes, adios baby! Add some seasalt and cracked black pepper. Whir and stir. Taste. It tastes like burning. Nice.

Somehow during this culinary rampage I managed to take a few pics.

The beginning of the end...

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I think this was chicken..


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Stewing in its own juices, just like me..

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I can't be sure but I think I ate it with tortilla's but who can say. This morning as I looked at the devastation in the Blues Kitchen I reckoned that were I to detonate a hundred pounds of C4
in the middle of it I would only cause about $21.47 worth of damage. Mrs. Blues was not amused but and well acquainted with my late night shenanigans. Ahhh marital bliss.

Now that I have started this thread, I call on all you THP drunks, sots, and gin blossomed heathens to keep it going. Pics are mandatory and it goes without saying that rule number one is...YOU MUST BE DRUNK WHEN COOKING!!

So get the divorce papers ready, get your favorite bottle of liquid stupid and get cookin' ya'll!

Cheers, TB.
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Hey Drunken Chef...GREAT pics.
I'm trying to figure out how to upload soem of mine.
I have a computer file of "My Pictures" and on most sites you just hit the "Browse" button, pick the pic you want and just open it.
On TheHotPepper it ask me for a "IMage Url".
Can anybody tell me how to find that??
THANKS
 
pepperjoe said:
Hey Drunken Chef...GREAT pics.
I'm trying to figure out how to upload soem of mine.
I have a computer file of "My Pictures" and on most sites you just hit the "Browse" button, pick the pic you want and just open it.
On TheHotPepper it ask me for a "IMage Url".
Can anybody tell me how to find that??
THANKS
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Eazy peazy. Open an account at photobucket. Upload you pics. Hit the download icon on THP when replying or beginning a thread, hit the photobucket link, done. We'd love to see your hotness! Also.. get your mojo workin' this weekend starting friday for the cajun throwdown. Everyone's a winner amigo!
 
pepperjoe said:
Hey Drunken Chef...GREAT pics.
I'm trying to figure out how to upload soem of mine.
I have a computer file of "My Pictures" and on most sites you just hit the "Browse" button, pick the pic you want and just open it.
On TheHotPepper it ask me for a "IMage Url".
Can anybody tell me how to find that??
THANKS
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pj's- forum member JOSH put together a great post on how to upload pictures. It's all you need to know and more! Great info! Hope it helps-
http://www.thehotpepper.com/topic/14109-posting-pictures/page__b__1#entry
 
I'm missing my brother Jay. Last I heard..'puter problems. Drunken Chef ain't the same without him. Hopefully I can make up some tomorrow. Cheap red wine gets it done these days.
 
Oh no don't start a leftover campaigning trend, FD4 will quit the forum.
 
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