What is that black mark on his leg? Did he pee himself? And no booze in sight?
The black mark was fecal matter (probably his).
There was plenty of booze in sight. If you look through the bushes, he has a beer in hand.
Plus another 15 more in his belly, along with 5 shots of bourbon and a wine cooler (We told him it was for girls).
The latest is that he has FINALLY passed out in my dining room on the floor, under the table.