food The Drunken Chef

texas blues said:
I am enjoying my traditional Thanksgiving morning Bailey's and coffee right now.

I have tequila for laterz.

Salute'!
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Since you're not making the traditional Thanksgiving day dinner...

AND you're starting the day off proppper....

I think I would be grateful, (and Thankful) if you posted up some sheeeit here in the DC.

I mean, c'mon... It's Thanksgiving. How often are we gonna get blessed with you drankin and cookin at the same time anymore?

You gotta eat right? and Ambien cooking counts.

GET ON IT MUCHACHO! por favor!
 
texas blues said:
Werd.

It is my intention to be fixin' teh post some perverse drunken cheffery today.

And not manana.
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OH SNAP!

I quoted you so the whole world can see it and you can't take it back!

I don't even care if it is mananana... It's just THAT GOOD to have you back.

OK, I'll get back to my Lifetime movie, umbrella drink and Cosmo magazine...
 
I don't eat no stinkin' turdkey no mo'.

mrs. blues is outta' town this Thanksgiving so its just me and Blues Dawg missylou.

And tequila.

And canned salmon with garlic, onion, egg, oatmeal, hungarian paprika, kosher salt, and pickled chiltepins.

Oh and just for you G, fresh cracked black pepper!

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Dig on my new Lodge steel pan. I think I'll name this one.....Black Betty.

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Dang! I done broked one. That happens when you're 7 hosky's and 4 shots deep.

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Hate all y'all want but 'cept for the alcomahol, I'm eatin' all healthy up in The Blues Casa.

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I'm feelin' guud and sassy and dang near a middleweight again.

Screw turkey I sez.

Who wants a shot at the title?
 
Have to have good numbers for my weight, BP et al for my physical in mid-january ... thusly, we're embarking on a healthy stretch of cooking/eating until then ...
 
im in the same boat t.b.,all by myself today. going to drink some rum and beer ate some chicken and brocille"spelling", and just found me some weird things in my pasture im fixing to eat! happy me day f.t.w.!
 
Im all f**ked up.. oops sory.

I woke up drunk, and now havin Mamosas. With bubbles.

No, bubbles aint a hooker. I got a sharpen my fillay nife so I acan go at this Turkey.

Balck Bettey hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Blak Bety the 5th? hahahahahahahahahahahaha

whatchudoin eatin weird shit off your pasturiz Sic? Only eat the dride ones...
 
Good luck to y'all Grant on the fatboy slim diet and the physical.

I'm mainly into the hippy/healthy lifestyle 'thang just to piss off my witch doctor.

That bitch'll go broke waitin' on me to give her my money.

Bubbles.

Scovie you been hangin' out with Michael Jackson's monkey?

Sic don't eat them brown pancakes out there in the field.

Bam-a-lam.
 
That's called a Twisp bon fire. Just ask Hank.
 
Man what a day. (the parts I can remember)..

Turkey is in the oveness, boneses are in the garbage...

MMMMamosas...
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Git-r-done
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Stuffing in there, Trussed up. This is the first year I trussed it, I have always Stiched the skin together with a needle.
No more Betsy Ross shizzle for me!
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Add a layer of Bacon and sprinkle with Scovie Powder...
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I gotta stayy soberer enuff to take it out of the oven.
Wait til you see the slices of Light/Dark/Stuffing on my plate...
HUWAH
 
Spatchcocked and stuffed, and bacon wrapped! DAYUM!
 
It just came out of the oven. Waiting on the GreanBean/Mushroom casserole and the Brussle sprouts.

I'm fixin to stuff my face with stuffed turkey stuffing stuff.
 
So it has begun, i tend not to usually drink and cook, or if so forget the camera, but this arvo it is on.

Quick salsa and then somthing a little more special that will be complete later tonight when coupled with another.......

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Whats goingo on here.... who will this meet tonight????
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