food The Drunken Chef
- Thread starter texas blues
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i always want wings and booze.
flying solo deep within this bottle of bolita brown ... while D takes a lighter journey via the ufo ...
we didn't feel like sourcing whole spices this afternoon to TD, so we're making DC curry using some beautiful poblano peppers we picked up and JHP's caribbean chocolate powder ...
we love the purps ...
and this patak's "hot" is a perfectly fine base curry for a gritty, madras style curry ... beef cause cows aren't state-side sacred and all ...
now with more powder ...
get down on it ...
kool and gang ...
it's not TD, it's DC ...
we didn't feel like sourcing whole spices this afternoon to TD, so we're making DC curry using some beautiful poblano peppers we picked up and JHP's caribbean chocolate powder ...
we love the purps ...
and this patak's "hot" is a perfectly fine base curry for a gritty, madras style curry ... beef cause cows aren't state-side sacred and all ...
now with more powder ...
get down on it ...
kool and gang ...
it's not TD, it's DC ...
I don't understand, what was his sin? Using the jarred curry? What is the other alternative?
I know nothing of curry.
I know nothing of curry.
Well ... we did the German fusion TD in our household and it was awkward with both of us trying to cook TD meals, and trying to make sure we did it ourselves in each case etc ... we were afraid it would become 'a thing' if either helped the other - strict rules and all ...
I did see last month, however, that FD had a component that his wife was involved with producing - and it was not made into a big deal by anyone ...
Let's be honest, entering a curry we've made dozens of times without having done something above and beyond (fresh ground whole spice etc) wasn't going to win a TD, and might have been considered a slap in the face by a few ...
I did see last month, however, that FD had a component that his wife was involved with producing - and it was not made into a big deal by anyone ...
Let's be honest, entering a curry we've made dozens of times without having done something above and beyond (fresh ground whole spice etc) wasn't going to win a TD, and might have been considered a slap in the face by a few ...
I get your point GM! I had a curry dish I wanted to try out, but didn't feel like hunting for another 2 days for the spices, (or competing for space in the kitchen!) so I stepped aside and watched Scovie work his juju. I have to admit tho, watching him make the powder from scratch gave me all sorts of new ideas/twists! I'll probably not use store bought paste again....!
i think most places producing curry dishes have a couple of bases they extrapolate on to make the varieties, anyways ...
Yesterday at oh dark thirty in the am I took mrs. blues to DFW for her flight for Hotlanta. Got her curbside and unloaded, a quick kiss and then opened the driver's door to mrs. blues midget caddy. Seems that was when the door decided to take a shot at the title. I was watching traffic when I almost KO's myself not paying attention to the door. 2 stitches just above the middle of my left eyebrow. Nice. Note to self: Drink heavily this evening.
Act 2 scene 1
Had some time yesterday to do a little shopping at the local Try-N-Save. For no damn reason I bought some thin cut pork chops to make pork tocino. And I bought some other stuff.
Slapped all the pig meat into the stainless and into a brine of sugar, kosher salt, beet juice, water, and a light splooge of apple cider vinegar. Rubbed it, diddled it, and splashed it all over.
I'd also picked up this fine specimen. I charge extra for taxonomic names.
Y'all already know how I roll and you also already know what the red splooge is.
I can never have enough unguents and salve's on my fish taco for some reason. In this instance, rooster and greek yogurt with lime zest and juice.
Here's missylou's "I can't believe you just ate that sheeit." look.
This morning I put a slice of baloney in each of my shoes. All day long I've been walking around feeling funny.
Act 2 scene 1
Had some time yesterday to do a little shopping at the local Try-N-Save. For no damn reason I bought some thin cut pork chops to make pork tocino. And I bought some other stuff.
Slapped all the pig meat into the stainless and into a brine of sugar, kosher salt, beet juice, water, and a light splooge of apple cider vinegar. Rubbed it, diddled it, and splashed it all over.
I'd also picked up this fine specimen. I charge extra for taxonomic names.
Y'all already know how I roll and you also already know what the red splooge is.
I can never have enough unguents and salve's on my fish taco for some reason. In this instance, rooster and greek yogurt with lime zest and juice.
Here's missylou's "I can't believe you just ate that sheeit." look.
This morning I put a slice of baloney in each of my shoes. All day long I've been walking around feeling funny.
Stitches? plah!
How is The door to the Cadillac? does it need buffing? No scratches I hope. Did you wipe your blood off of it at least?
Salmon Tacos? whoda thunk it?
I had to split hella' fast at the airport as I was partially blocking traffic but at the same time red hot TB blood running down my face. Luckily I had a handkerchief to apply pressure while driving. With all the construction up in they thang there was no place to pull over. I had to go through the toll booth and pay on the way out as mrs. blues toll tag was under an expired card # and wouldn't work. My life was draining away as I rolled up and handed the crack ho looking broad at the booth my ticket and my blood spattered one dollar bill. She didn't even blink. Like she sees dudes roll up with a bleeding hole in their head coming from the airport all the time. Groovy. Took me another half hour to get home and get a more accurate BDA aka Battle Damage Assessment. Cadillac SRX Door 1 - TB 0. Outsmarted by a car door. That would make my I.Q. about a negative 200 at the time of "the incident". Several Texas House and Senate leaders are calling for an investigation into the matter.
I reckoned that I'd need at least 2 stitches. Headed next to one of them Seven Eleven 24 hour 'mergency joints down the road. 10 minutes for the paperwork and insurance crap and ten for 2 pokes with a local and with a Bimini Twist on one stitch and a Slim Beauty on t'other and pao. Done. "I'm going to need you to drop your pants now and we'll do the cough thing..." GTFO with that noise doc! Keep yer stinkin' man handlin' meat hooks away from my love 'thang!
POOF!
I was outta' there.
Price per gallon of gas to airport: $3.60
2 stitch's at the local witchdoctor: $581.29
$600 medical insurance deductible not met: f**king Priceless.
ask a neighbor and they'll respond that we should roll our tanks somewhere new i'm afraid ... amiwrong?
Good one TB! LMFAO.So how is the Caddy? You buff that man blood off the door and apologize to her? Caddy's have feelings you know.
A couple drops of Super Glue would have been a hell of a lot cheaper... and just as affective. You could have even had your local home depot employee apply it for you.
That's also an opportunity to practice medicine without a license. You won't have to worry about malpractice insurance either, because most of the people who come to you will be gang bangers, hookers, pimps, and mobsters who all want everything on the DL.