food The Drunken Chef

You thought Jay was TB... Jay thought you were DTS in the sammie thread with no heat... you're even...

duck duck...... tongue!
 
It's true.
 
I am a duck lovin' mf'r.
 
And if I had access to fresh duck breast vs. frozen whole crappy old duck, I'd post even
 
MORE boolsheeit than I currently do.
 
I love confit and have been meaning to post about it but haven't found a decent duck in DFW to bother with.
 
Dang shame, 'specially since I have damn near a quart of duck fat in my fridge right now.
 
On another note...
 
One of my top ten meals I ever ate was on the Upper Nushagak River, AK back in the day.
 
After the guests flew back to the lodge after a day of CATCHING, we'd rock the boat up river 
 
and hit the sloughs and pull over and jump shoot teal and gadwall.
 
Dredged in flour and sauteed in butter with cheapass canned mandarin oranges and a splash of some 
 
unremembered alcohol....
 
But I remember the meal.
 
Food of kings!
 
JayT said:
I can almost taste it.  Duck is awesome.  So is pheasant.
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I lived in England for six months as a kid.  I remember my grandmother getting fresh shot pheasants delivered to the door once a week for Sunday dinners.  Incredible birds, beautiful to look at, and soooo tasty - I even liked finding the odd bit of buckshot.  Hard to find here, especially fresh.  
 
When me, sum, and bear (that guy) party, we end up outside by the pool, and we inevitably have to pee on the mango tree.
 
Now it grows Rasta Mangoes. 
 
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frydad4 said:
Bear: "Can I use your indoor plumbing?"
 
Us: "MAN, GO on that tree!"
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I know for a fact that Bear. That guy. would pee in the spa as soon as I turned my back on him.
 
I also grock to the whole man 'thang of submitting to tradition mixed with boat loads of rum casks,
 
pork, live chickens, cigars, and cubre libre's along with a bit of santeria, and voodoo juju.
 
Pissing on Fiddy's mango tree does strange 'thangs to men. 
 
I too one day aim to climb the mountain and reach the pinnacle.
 
To whisper 'thangs and converse with the SoFlo sage's.
 
(and no pendejo's, thats not a hockey team.)
 
Anyhow back to pissing....
 
Oh hell yeah!
 
My Rasta Mango trees would be honored to accept a golden shower from your fountain. 
 
And then we'll go fishing in Key Largo, it's just down the road...

Just make sure you wash your hands. I have kids, after all. 
 
frydad4 said:
My Rasta Mango trees would be honored to accept a golden shower from your fountain. 
 
And then we'll go fishing in Key Largo, it's just down the road...
Just make sure you wash your hands. I have kids, after all. 
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Si senor and I'd be most honored.
 
I have visions of That guy. clogging the sink with crushed Hot Cheetoh's and Bear fur in 
 
your guest facilities.
 
I highly recommend ratholing your prescription drugs in a safe place other than
 
that same bathroom's medicine cabinet.
 
Like Bear. That guy.
 
I have to have a peek.
 
And fishing!
 
I'll cut bait and rig for the kids all day long.
 
After that its you, me, Sum, and whomever else at Black Point with fish dip and saltine's.
 
I'd like that.
 
I have a great love of duck. My father was a hunter and mt job was to sit in the garage and pull off all the pin feathers. Also goose. Learned early to spit out the buckshot.

So I've got leftover rice noodles

No limes but I found last year's fermenter jalopeno sauce.



Think I have dinner.


Dinner!
 
Got a late start but been to the farmers market and the grocery. A bloody after noon seems wrong, so


Today I'm making Cheater's chili. I love Texas Red with nothing but chuck, chili powder, onions, fresh chilies and beer, but that is for another day. I do like a basic chili with ground beef, beans and tomatoes. So here we go...
This is much easier if I'm not out of chili powder but oh well.







Ok, have chili powder now.
 
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