food The Drunken Chef

[The Hot Pepper]

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

 

BBQ pulled pork sammy
 

 

[texas blues]

Wheres the alcomohol?
 
You know the rules.
 
GIP.
 
All I can say.
 
Is this.
 
If thats drunken chef posting.
 
I don't wanna' be sober.
 
Waitress!!!!
 
We're ready to order now.
 
And bring us a bottle.
 
Of whatever that guy is having!

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

Wodka
 
i had to look at my phoane to remember what i made the sauce with 
 
I got sauce on my shirt 
 
yeah this belonged in  -chef
 

 

[texas blues]

 

BBQ pulled pork sammy
 

 
 
But wait.
 
Theres more!
 
Look at the center of the second pic.
 
Now tilt your head 90 degrees to the right.
 
I see a woman's severed legs.
 
Separated from the woman's torso.
 
That has a giant penis.
 
I ain't makin' this shit up y'all!
 
Look at it!!!!!!
 
GIP.
 
You sick bastard.
 
What's next for you?
 
Drunken grave robbery?
 
You need to leave that alone.
 
For professionals.
 
That know what they're doin'.
 
C'mon maaan.
 
Who do you think.
 
Started this thread?

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

 
 
But wait.
 
Theres more!
 
Look at the center of the second pic.
 
Now tilt your head 90 degrees to the right.
 
I see a woman's severed legs.
 
Separated from the woman's torso.
 
That has a giant penis.
 
I ain't makin' this shit up y'all!
 
Look at it!!!!!!
 
GIP.
 
You sick bastard.
 
What's next for you?
 
Drunken grave robbery?
 
You need to leave that alone.
 
For professionals.
 
That know what they're doin'.
 
C'mon maaan.
 
Who do you think.
 
Started this thread?

 
uhhhm 
 
wut
 
I can't even see anything you said in the most abstract form 
i tried
i don't see any of that 
maybe i need less    and more 

 

[texas blues]

Its in there.
 
Like the Iceman.
 
Only frozen.
 
In bbq pork.
 
Trust.
 
I'm a professional.

 

[texas blues]

I haven't been up.
 
This late in a long time.
 
Yes.
 
I have been drinking.
 
And rules.
 
Are rules.
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 

 

[Thegreenchilemonster]

 

BBQ pulled pork sammy
 

That looks bomb!

 

[Thegreenchilemonster]

I haven't been up.
 
This late in a long time.
 
Yes.
 
I have been drinking.
 
And rules.
 
Are rules.
 
 
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Oh man, I forgot about Mccormick vodka...I used to drink that stuff in college

 

[MikeUSMC]

I quit cooking after I saw that tortilla last night, lol. Swaying back and forth at the stove should've been my first clue to stop I ended up eating some chips instead, hahaha

 

[MikeUSMC]

Not really a recipe.

More like drunken pie hole stuffage.

Brisket. (Mas pics mañana)

Smoked overnight.

Last night.

8:30pm - 10:30am.

Over charcoal.

And chunks of cherry wood.

Pile that stuff on a roll.

And thats it.

This aint no five star joint.

Its yer kitchen.

And its late.

And yer hammered anyway.

No fucks given.

Right?

Suicide by brisket sammie.

Courtesy of the Warrant Man.

Mouth fist that shit!

Like theres no tomorrow.

Whered you go?!

¡Uno mas, por favor!

Truth is.

I smashed TWO more brisket sammies, while making this post.

Because new phones.

They take some getting used to.

And they suck.

But ono still grinds.

Today is my first day.

Of the last year of my 30s.

Get drunk.

Briskets a helluva drug.

Butt Rocket.

 

[Shorerider]

Looks great, Mike and happy belated birthday mate!!!
   

 

[Hells Kitchen]

Goddamn this forum died off. Not cool. 
 
Hellskitchen presents.... a night on the piss, ft. the Weber, the full moon, some random meat, and Hellskitchen's  own crop of chillis. 
 
Harvested my first ghost pepper, and the bastard had me hiccuping from merely a touch on its inside. Went into chicken wing marinade. 
 
No store bought cayenne pepper powder this time, but all my own goods. 
 
 
 

 

 

 

 

[dragonsfire]

Nice Feast !

 

[Harry_Dangler]

Damn .... Looks great .... I'd have been pissed drunk and ready to make a beer run by the time I grilled all that.  

 

[texas blues]

It lives again!

 

[salsalady]

It was never dead....Just in quarantine..... :Lol:

 

[Ashen]

It was never dead....Just in quarantine..... :Lol:

Yeah drunk cooking has just kind of become a natural state in covidworld

 

[Hells Kitchen]

If I drunk cook it always turns out way better than sober cooking. I think the anxieties of f**king up go out the window.  Enjoying a night on the coals without booze is  like driving a car without a steering wheel.