I have compiled a transcript, from the moment of ingestion.
"Trinidad scorpion... here we go!
*crunch*
Nice fruity taste. Little bit sweet at the start.
Starting to heat up already...
Ohh..
*indistinct* not a whole lot...
*cough*
*cough*
Ohh-ohh
Wow.
That's like.. a bomb just went off in my face.
That's hot.
*cough*
*cough cough cough*
*cough*
Wow...
*cough*
Ohh-ohh-ohhhh
The heat is unbelie-AHH-unbelievable.
*cough*
And it just keeps getting worse.. ohh..
*sigh*
*sniff*
It's a lot in the back of the throat. Ohh. Ahem.
Very hot.
Oh good grief.
*slurp*
This was a mistake.
*sigh*
I can't even really talk right now.
It's a lot in the back of the throat.
Drooling.. sweating..
*heavy breathing*
This one hurts, guys.
*panting*
*sniff*
It's like my whole body is ringing.
The flavour was good, what i could tell, but this is just... unbelievable.
*panting*
The back of my throat is just in 'meltdown mode'.
This was definitely too big of a step from orange habanero straight to trinidad scorpion.
The pain you get from a bee-sting... that's me.. my mouth, my throat, my ears.
This was such a mistake.
It's going up my jaw, into my ear.
It seems to have hit a peak.
Not good.
Ohh.
*panting*
*sniff*
It's really a strange feeling. My whole body is tingling. Sweating profusely, not even gonna put on the glasses i know they'll just fog up instantly.
It's a singular kind of pain."
*TRANSMISSION ENDS*