A teriyaki SPAM and scrambled egg musubi is killer!
But you don't need to buy a mold.
Ono grinds.
I grew up in a military family.
I've eaten a lot of SPAM.
And love to be loving it.
Fried SPAM egg and cheese tacos.
Are the sheeit!
An outstanding vehicle for splooging.
Maximum hot sauce.
So is a toasted SPAM cheese tomato avocado ranch.
Sammich.
Even mrs. blues.
Loves to be loving SPAM.
Whitekeys Fly By Night joint.
On Spenard in Anchorage.
Was heavy on SPAM for the menu.
SPAM nachos anyone?
I ate them.
While Gatemouth Brown was tearing the joint down.
What a performance.
Here's Whitekeys.
Here be a tip.
Rip off the top of the can
Poke a hole in the bottom.
And watch it birth.
It'll make sick sucking sounds.
As it exits the tin womb.
No umbilical cord to bite and sever.
Now slice and dice.
Fry it up.
Or eat it raw.
Like a neanderthal.