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What made you smile today?
- Thread starter Pariah
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lol, awesome!
winland said:
Those look fantastic, but I bet they taste like ass.
SR.
Mexican Annual Teosinte(ancient corn). Endangered and rare but at Tradewinds fruits and seeds I can still get it.
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'
The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'
The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides
salsalady
eXtreme Business
What made me smile today was walking into the post office with 5 people queu'd up for the counter (very small rural PO with 2 stations open on a good day...but usually only one...) and I plopped down my box with the pre-paid postage label, turned around and sauntered out. Like that chick on the CreditScore commercial...
Oh Yea... I had my postage swager on.....
hey, you get your kicks when you can~~~ the rest of the day prior to that was a chore.
Oh Yea... I had my postage swager on.....
hey, you get your kicks when you can~~~ the rest of the day prior to that was a chore.
HALFTIME!!!!JoynersHotPeppers said:
