Ok, Mr. Blue, quite frankly, since I started lurking these parts, I have seen your queso posted everywhere, and I am fed up with not having any for myself. Ohh please tell me you have posted a recipe somewhere in these forums
Call me TB.
I don't have a written recipe as I've been making queso since the days of the cave man and troglodyte but this should get you pretty close.
1/3 stick of salted butter
1 heaping tablespoon all purpose flour
1 quart of heavy cream
Big bag of shredded cheddar cheese.
salt & pepper
Start melting the butter in a sauce pan on low to medium heat. Don't walk away from it and let it burn. Have a wire whisk handy to stir with. If you don't have a wire whisk a big wooden spoon with a flat side will work okay.
Once the butter is melted, add the flour and stir, you're making a roux. Be careful to not get it too hot and stir as needed. You want to cook the roux so the flour flavor is cooked out and smooth. Its okay if the roux starts to brown a bit. Once it gets to a dark blond color, I add half the quart of heavy cream and stir.
Adjust the heat until the sauce comes to a slow simmer and you'll notice the sauce beginning to thicken. Dip a metal spoon into the sauce. Its about done when it coats the spoon but still drips off. If its too heavy and thick, add more cream to thin it out. You want it a touch on the thin side as when you add the cheese it will thicken even more.
Once you have it where you want it, reduce the heat to low and stirring in small handfuls of shredded cheese. After a few handfuls taste it. Here is the point where you want to add salt and pepper. Do so in small amounts. Cheese has salt enough on its own and you don't want to over do it.
The queso should be the consistency of a thick cream soup and coat a chip nicely but shouldn't be gloppy. Not only for dipping, ladle it over veggie's or eggs or potato's or whatever you like.
That's the basic queso.
If you want to jack it up with heat you can use powders or hot sauce at the end to your taste. If you want to use fresh chile's I recommend mincing or fine dicing them and cooking them in the butter and the roux. You'll lose some heat but the flavor will be so much better. You can also add diced tomato's. Very popular in Texas is the use of canned Rotel brand tomatos. Add cooked sausage, bacon, or chorizo. Even small shrimp if you like. There are no rules.
Don't feel comfy making a roux or cooking?
No sweat.
In a sauce pan on low heat combine 3 parts Velveeta processed cheese to 1 part milk or cream. Stir it as it melts. Once all melty, add whatever you like as I listed in the above recipe.
The Velveeta recipe is common to Tex-Mex cuisine and used more often than scratch made queso by far. Its so easy a drunken blind baby can make it.
The most important things are to not get it too hot and burn or scorch it, and to taste as you go.
If you serve this to more than a few friends or family at a time, you'll need to make A LOT OF IT! It'll go quick. And don't worry if you make too much and have leftovers. You can add a little cream or milk to it and nuke it on low but stir it every 30-45 seconds as you nuke.
Whatever you do, have fun with it.
One more thing.
Put on some SRV while making the queso.
Thats the mojo.