contest Where's The Beef? Throwdown

[JayT]

JayT's Triple Bacon BLT with bacon cheese fries, and bacon cheese poppers

Ingredients:

Bacon, sliced, and ground
Lettuce
Tomato
Avocado
Baconaise
Cheeses, Monterey Jack, Cooper Sharp American, and Cheddar
Chiles
Olive Oil
Ciabatta
Spices
Potatoes

The bread was fried in the chile garlic infused olive oil, then broiled to melt the cheeses. The Burger was grilled, the slices of bacon were pan fried. The fries were first fried in peanut oil, then seasoned and covered with cheese and peppers then broiled. The poppers were stuffed with the bacon cheese mixture, then baked and finally broiled.

 

[frydad4]

911 op: "911, what's your emergency?"
Someone at JT's House: "MAN DOWN!!! HELP, QUICK!!!"
911 op: "An ambulance is on the way. Is he breathing?"
Someone at JT's House: "NO!! DAMMIT!!! He just ate a burger with ground slab bacon, with bacon on top of it, and cheese!!...and cheese fries!"
911 op: "Stay calm. Help will be there soon. Has his condition changed?"
Someone at JT's House: "NO, I think he might be dead, but he has a huge grin on his face!!"

 

[texas blues]

911 op: "911, what's your emergency?"
Someone at JT's House: "MAN DOWN!!! HELP, QUICK!!!"
911 op: "An ambulance is on the way. Is he breathing?"
Someone at JT's House: "NO!! DAMMIT!!! He just ate a burger with ground slab bacon, with bacon on top of it, and cheese!!...and cheese fries!"
911 op: "Stay calm. Help will be there soon. Has his condition changed?"
Someone at JT's House: "NO, I think he might be dead, but he has a huge grin on his face!!"

hehehe...Suicide by bacon has been attempted by that man many times albeit unsuccessful. What can bacon really do to him though? He already has velveeta cheese sauce for blood running through his veins.

 

[SouthernYooper]

I bow to you JayT...........I'M NOT WORTHY!

 

[gasificada]

Hoochie mama, JayT! I have a new favourite!

No word of a lie, my stomach just starting making noises.....

 

[SumOfMyBits]

Tease me

 

[frydad4]

looks great sum. I hope you're going to put everything in that pic in the blender and make a smoothie.
You might be disqualified from the competition, but it would be worth it.

 

[texas blues]

Is that organic or farm raised manatee on the left?

 

[JayT]

Don't start with the manatee stuff again. It will only lead to more disappointment. Where ya at Wheebz? Bring da foo!

 

[SumOfMyBits]

Totally forgot to add these necessary ingreeds to the teaser pick!

@TB- Not manatee... flamingo... "The salmon of the sky."

 

[JayT]

Totally forgot to add these necessary ingreeds to the teaser pick!

@TB- Not manatee... flamingo.

Damn and I forgot to add that I used sea salt and black pepper to my fries.

 

[texas blues]

@TB- Not manatee... flamingo... "The salmon of the sky."

 

[wheebz]

ok so here it is

Thanksgiving sliders!!!

Home Made stuffing patties, fried and baked for the bread

pears
celery
onion
Defcon smoke seasoning
grapeseed oil

Cranberry Habanero turkey gravy

Collard Greens seasoned with cracked pepper, Sassy's Pepper Blend, and Applewood Smoked Seasalt

Home Made Mashed Tater patties, seasoned with black truffle sea salt, cracked pepper, then pattied out, encrusted in Panko Bread Crumbs, and pan fried

Minced Turkey, wrapped in honey ham and swiss cheese and formed into "burgers", which was then baked in the oven

And the money shots

 

[frydad4]

Nice, Wheebz! Did you invite squanto and the pilgrims over for the feast? Do you have a horn of plenty?

 

[wheebz]

i just had one friend over

we devoured them, freakin delicious, and i will make them again

 

[SumOfMyBits]

Holy Giblets Wheebz! That burger made me want to break out the colored construction paper and start building feather headbands! PA-Posse came strong in both showings.

 

[pileiton]

hmmmmph! You contributed more than a few pages in the smacktalk thread. I don't see your post here.

Pages? I made a few posts and not much way in the line of smacktalk. No camera, can't participate.

 

[frydad4]

I'll school all of you and the past winners will place their crowns at my feet and say "We're not worthy". Then drink themselves into oblivion!

Strong words.
I think I speak for the whole throwdown community when I express my disappointment in Pile.

 

[WickedMojo]

Totally forgot to add these necessary ingreeds to the teaser pick!

@TB- Not manatee... flamingo... "The salmon of the sky."

Love the choice of seasoning, nothing beats fresh cracked black pepper mmmmmmm mmmmmm geeme some!

 

[pileiton]

Strong words.
I think I speak for the whole throwdown community when I express my disappointment in Pile.

Like I give a rat's rear! It's pi, not pile.