food-bev f@#$ it im drinking ;)

JayT · Mar 4, 2009

Yeah, and I knew just as I pushed the button to post it that it would be picked up by someone real quick.

bentalphanerd · Mar 5, 2009

DOE RE MI BEER, by Homer J. Simpson.

DOUGH... the stuff...that buys me beer...

RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...

ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,

FAR..... the distance to my beer

SO...... I think I'll have a beer...

LA...... La la la la la la beer

TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...

That will bring us back to...(Looks into an empty glass)

D'OH!

Nova · Mar 5, 2009

Thats somefunny shit Bent! Who would have thunk that You were drunk :surprised:

Oooops i ^ missed a space.

imaguitargod · Mar 5, 2009

Having a Passow's Stoned Clone Stout, it's mellowing quite nicely.

JayT · Mar 5, 2009

You know that would be funnier if you had named it Stoned Clown Stout.

imaguitargod · Mar 5, 2009

JayT said:
You know that would be funnier if you had named it Stoned Clown Stout.

But then I was be annoyed with it every time I go to drink it...clowns annoy me.

JayT · Mar 5, 2009

Yeah them and their damn bicycle horns squeaking everytime they need another beer.

Pam · Mar 5, 2009

And tripping you with their big clown shoes so they can get the last cold beer.

*opens a black mocha Stout*

Ahhhhh...

imaguitargod · Mar 5, 2009

Curently loving Double Trouble (double IPA) from Founders.............god it's amazing!

JayT · Mar 5, 2009

:currently living vicariously through both of you:

texas blues · Mar 5, 2009

JayT said:
:currently living vicariously through both of you:

Dude when are you getting off that nonconformist no load dip dunk commie no brew diet? If its a serious alki issue then good on ya'..stay on it. If not...well then...just trip yourself at the top of that 12 step stairway and tumble on down for a cold brewhaha and a bowl of peanuts.

Cheers, TB.

JayT · Mar 5, 2009

I'm doing it mainly for health reasons, and also because once every few years or so I like to do it to know that I still can. I'm not on a 12 step program and I don't intend for it to last forever, but it has only been two weeks and I did have that one day drinking event that had been planned and paid for in advance. I have about a month left for my self-imposed goal. It's getting easier now. I just like to bitch about it here sorry.

FiveSix · Mar 6, 2009

Right now im having a nitcap 1 part jaegermeiester, 1 part romana sambvca, then i added some blue flavored gatorade to it. tastes NIIIIIICE.

JungleRain · Mar 6, 2009

Hey Five Six sounds good add some Red Bull to it!!!!

FiveSix · Mar 6, 2009

Red bull is the early morning version of this heh

bentalphanerd · Mar 6, 2009

mmmmmmmmmmmm

A well earned bottle of Black Label Jim Beam.

This would be my favourite under $50 bouron

Nova · Mar 6, 2009

How do you earn Black label Beam? I want a piece of the action!

bentalphanerd · Mar 6, 2009

Novacastrian said:
How do you earn Black label Beam? I want a piece of the action!

my sis-in-law "voluntarily" admitted herself into hospital this afternoon. Her parents bought it for me.

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.There's one called brightness, but it doesn't work.

Nova · Mar 6, 2009

Crap, i thought you got that pretty muched sorted.

There is a knob on tv every now and then, his name is Rudd. He does nothing for intelligence however and just pretends to be bright.

bentalphanerd · Mar 6, 2009

LOL thats because he's our new garden gnome - he's better than our previous garden gnome, but it's hard to tell because when the last one left he took the lawn with him.

...but lets not get political or I'll have to go all Mod. on yr a$$

same nic on yahoo & msn if you wanna chat Nova