food Make your best taco.

[The Hot Pepper]

You can blame drugs but the posts are here for future generations
 
http://thehotpepper.com/topic/16942-forgive-me-for-i-have-sinned/

 

[geeme]

You can blame drugs but the posts are here until the upgrade.
 
Or server crash.
 
Wait.... did I say that out loud??? 

 
 
FIFY 

 

[The Hot Pepper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FtNm9CgA6U

 

[Edmick]

Yup. Weirder and weirder by the year... Cocaine is a helluva drug..

 

[The Hot Pepper]

lol nah he's all wacky weed tequila and lsd rollups...

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Actually no idea what his drug is, but it is strong.

 

[texas blues]

Actually no idea what his drug is, but it is strong.

 
The things I used to do.
 
I don't do them no more.
 
Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!
 
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbl_cZ4OhMo

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

"any questions ?"
 
uh yeah, did that commercial ever make anyone else hungry for breakfast in the middle of the day ? 
 
all i ever got out of that commercial was; "drugs" make you hungry for breakfast 
 
on a similar note, i saw this the other day and got a chuckle 
 

 
 
 
  

 

[The Hot Pepper]

 
The things I used to do.
 
I don't do them no more.
 
Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!
 

 
You're dippin those doobies in acid, and it ain't vinegar!

 

[texas blues]

 
You're dippin those doobies in acid, and it ain't vinegar!

 
And you sound like a pizza face fat dude.
 
In his moms basement.
 
With 3rd day leftover chinese takeout.
 
A 4 day old slice of pizza delivery.
 
From "Now Yous Can't Leave" pizza.
 
And a big as fuck bag of cheetohs.
 
Trying to get into the pants of a Mormon chick.
 
On the internet.
 
High on LDS.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Damn, where's the hidden camera?

 

[texas blues]

Damn, where's the hidden camera?

 
NSA/NoSuchAgency already has the live feed.
 
And reporting its findings to POTUS as I post.
 
I just ate some Teriyaki SPAM on a tortilla.
 
With tomato and pickles.
 
Splooged mayo.
 
And American cheese.
 
Microwaved on a paper plate.
 
Because.
 
 
IDGAF.

 

[texas blues]

Teriyaki SPAM is awesome!

 

[The Hot Pepper]

on a white pizza

 

[Edmick]

on a white pizza

Why does it have to be a WHITE pizza?! Lol

 

[hogleg]

Why does it have to be a WHITE pizza?! Lol

 
Cause only fricken G-rant would make a fricken black fricken pizza!!  

 

[Edmick]

Good point hogleg.. You guys got me motivated so I made some tacos. Shredded beef. This probably belongs in the drunken chef but whatever. Simmered some beef in spices and I put some stuff on top of it. It was good.

 

[Gorizza]

A young boy standing alone.
 
Texas Rio Grand Valley.
 
in a 15 acre field of jalapenos.
 
Reach down.
 
Pull one off the vine.
 
Its half green and red and glistens with dew as the sun rises.
 
You eat it.
 
Now you're ready.
 
To go chase down the bull and cows that broke down the barb wire fence and got out.
 
Then you find the 2,500 pound bull with his cows.
 
And lead him back to the pasture with a bucket of grain.
 
Then you get a come a long and fix the posts and string the fence.
 
And then its time to catch the bus to school.
 
Because you're 13 years old.
 
And tacos are for lunch.

 
texas blues the fuckin cowboy poet laureate.

 

[The Count]

Made jerk shrimp tacos the other night

 

[texas blues]

Count.
 
Those taco's look like hot women.
 
Runnin' 'round here all night.
 
With no panties on.
 
Give it to me!