food Make your best taco.
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outlaw said:
They're just duck eggs.
Baby ducks don't lay eggs.
But if they did.
We'd kill and eat their unfertilized non hatched fetuses.
And put them on tiny toasted english muffins.
With little tiny slices of ham and cheese.
Like a duck midget mcmuffin.
McDonalds.
You listening?
Haha I know its just a smaller duck egg, but wondering how the size of the duck egg differs from a regular one. Can the same duck lay bigger/smaller eggs? Or are the sizes dependent on the species of duck? I need educating.
I would be upchucking the boogie if a plate of balut was in front of me!
I would be upchucking the boogie if a plate of balut was in front of me!
They were just some of the first eggs laid, they will get bigger. never seen them this small before. The shells were so thick I had to cut them with a serrated knife to open. they were delicious.
When words get in the way of food...........................................
The Hot Pepper said:
You mean.
Like.
Pineapple?
Swiss?
Ranch?
Those are not words they are high expectations 
The Hot Pepper said:Those are not words they are high expectations
I don't get high on the marijuana.
I get high on the real 'thang.
Powerful gasoline.
A clean windshield.
And a shoe shine.
Best baja fish tacos.
I ever made.
And eaten.
Get some whiting.
Make some guac.
Whoop up some lime cilantro crema.
Thin slice some red cabbage.
Whir and stir some pineapple 'peno salsa.
And get down.
Make batter.
50/50 corn meal and AP flour.
Toss in some baking powder.
Pour in some COLD plain carbonated water.
Splooge some yellow mustard.
Beat it like your sisters misbehavin' kids.
Heat up some oil in cast iron.
Butt rocket.
Throw down some corn tortillahs in the oil while you're at it.
Cheapass paper plate it.
Go hide it from mrs. blues.
Because.
She's already pissed you stunk up the kitchen like fish.
Now.
Grab it by the taco.
Fish tacos.
Natures Viagra.
I am shitting you not.
I ever made.
And eaten.
Get some whiting.
Make some guac.
Whoop up some lime cilantro crema.
Thin slice some red cabbage.
Whir and stir some pineapple 'peno salsa.
And get down.
Make batter.
50/50 corn meal and AP flour.
Toss in some baking powder.
Pour in some COLD plain carbonated water.
Splooge some yellow mustard.
Beat it like your sisters misbehavin' kids.
Heat up some oil in cast iron.
Butt rocket.
Throw down some corn tortillahs in the oil while you're at it.
Cheapass paper plate it.
Go hide it from mrs. blues.
Because.
She's already pissed you stunk up the kitchen like fish.
Now.
Grab it by the taco.
Fish tacos.
Natures Viagra.
I am shitting you not.
yummy!
The Hot Pepper said:
Dude.
WTH?
Your nails are painted red.
And you've got man ranch on your shoes.
Does your gal know about what you've been up to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq07deBzQfU
Nice, but is that a ..22 in the background? You hate pita that muchtexas blues said:Leftoverture.
Plancha style chix thighs.
Flour tore tillah's.
Red onion.
Tomato.
Feta scheeze.
Avocado.
Chiltepin Tsatziki.
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Way better than pita.
Mexican Gyro.
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Mediterranean food.
Made mexican style.
By a hungarian.
We don't need no stinkin' pita!
Love the one you're with.
Elpicante said:
NAA .22LR mini revolver.
For up close and personal.
Because.
Yeah.
Store bought frozen pita sucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ4zLfel42s
What that video doesn't show.
Is that the build quality is incredibly good.
Like surgical steel nuclear weapons grade good.
Paulky has the 22mag. version.
And its not for shooting targets.
Or any distance outside of 3 feet.
Its a "get off me" gun.
And si senor.
It will kill cheapass pita.
Is that the build quality is incredibly good.
Like surgical steel nuclear weapons grade good.
Paulky has the 22mag. version.
And its not for shooting targets.
Or any distance outside of 3 feet.
Its a "get off me" gun.
And si senor.
It will kill cheapass pita.
texas blues said:
Are we talking Pain In The Ass, or bread here......
