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food-bev pimp my cheap a$$ pizza

I'm just getting sensation in my lips back now ...
 
How can I have gone to far? JayT was the one who was supposed to post ...
 
I just tried to put some "pizza" w/ heat in the thread ... for less $ than whatever the bar for entry is set at ...
 
Certainly the jonah is redeeming, I'm just getting my chops back now ...
 
The concept is you take a cheap frozen pizza and put toppings on it to "pimp" it.  
 
Its not the Pimp My Hamburger Bun Thread. :lol:
 
Nice thought though.
 
JayT said:
I haz me a couple Totinos in my freezer.  Now, I just gotta figure out how to pimp them.
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grantmichaels said:
i hope jay's got a totino after all this ...
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JayT said:
I do, but no truffles.  And DEFINITELY no truffle oil!  I threw that shit on the ground!  I guess I will go make it now.
 
Edit:  correction, I HAD Totinos in the freezer.  I guess the wife fed them to the minions over the weekend.
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LOL! At least Grant posted something. :D

Come on Jay you know you got hot dog buns!!!!
 
WHAT?????????????
 
 
 
 
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that burger bun not pizza is giving me nightmare flashbacks to one of the first meals I ever had at my In-laws.  My wife and I had just been going out for a short while and visiting , when her Mom asked if we wanted to stay for supper. My wife said we were having mini pizzas, so I was fine with that.  I would pay money to  have a picture of my  face when the tray of "mini pizzas"  came out to the table..
 
Split english muffin halves  with a spoon of jarred tomato sauce, topped with greyed( not browned ) ground beef, huge ass chunks of mostly raw onion, grated cheddar cheese.  
 
I choked back a couple to not offend, but I still wake up weeping sometimes.   LOL 
 
To be fair , in general my MIL is a great cook but she does have a few weird dishes  and blindspots.  She can't cook asparagus to save her life. 
 
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