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I Use to Hate Christmas as my 1st wife left Christmas eve, 2nd well sort of wife, pissed off just before and use to injure myself lots when younger and seemed to be always round Christmas and crutch's and plastercasted arms ya can't do much..

Few Years ago,, had a chat to a bloke and a few things changed and decided to be the bestest me could be and Help out as he said a lot of things all over will change if did,, Okie Dokie

So as Not into Christmas,, Got into it and Became a Happy lil Elf and promised to make people laugh plus be cheery (if possible) as it seems the only time there seems to be World Peace is at Christmas, so ill start Early..

Every Year for the last 4 or 5 yrs i go and get my Photo taken with Santa.. It can be an interesting Experience cause i ask for the same 2 things each yr, forget which Yr was but he called me "foul mouthed" and wasn't a very nice Santa at all..

2008 Santa musta had a good year cause he was heaps cool this yr and Laughed that Hard when i told him what i wanted, thought he was gonna have a hearty,,, Then he Gave me a Big hug and a Lollipop

And What's your Name? neil, Santa

And what would you like for Christmas this year neil?

Well a Headjob actually santa, like i ask every year but the missus aw well, Ok then World Peace is That ok ?

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Have a Good lead up to Christmas Every1 and Hope Everybody's tree's have heaps of Hot stuff under them ..

Peace :)

neil.
 
Have Great A Great Christmas Niel and thx for putting a smile on my face and lots and lots of others,Hope the next years a great onefor ya
 
theHippySeedCo said:
I Use to Hate Christmas as my 1st wife left Christmas eve, 2nd well sort of wife, pissed off just before and use to injure myself lots when younger and seemed to be always round Christmas and crutch's and plastercasted arms ya can't do much...


.....So your 2nd...sort of wife pissed off around christmas time?

Sorry, I don't quite follow. It probably doesn't matter, but that would be really wierd if 2 wives left you at christmas time.


if that was the case, you really were a scrooge!;)

Never mind! I think I get it!
 
Hehehehehe, maybe Mrs Santa could oblige with your request Neil!!

Aint' that something hey, the women pissing off just before the festivities, mine did the same thing this year :)
 
chilliman64 said:
Neil, are you offering Santa a lollipop???

I thought the same thing but I think it was santa who gave it to neil so he could slip his arm over neil's shoulder......:D

And that smile is a bit to big for an average santa photo....SO.....What are you doing with your other arm neil??????:lol:
 
Ok thats great Neil....Would`ve been great to see the look on his face at the time.You have a great x-mas too.
 
hahaha this santa was the Bestest santa, been back lol and taking the boys up for a group photo,

THP is like christmas all yr round, friendly , cheery people helpin others out.. Thanks all and hopes ya all have great christmas's tooo

i tried to pinch him as the photo was being taken, but his arse was to big and pinned my hand :)

Release your inner child (mines always out lolol)

take care all..
 
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