I Use to Hate Christmas as my 1st wife left Christmas eve, 2nd well sort of wife, pissed off just before and use to injure myself lots when younger and seemed to be always round Christmas and crutch's and plastercasted arms ya can't do much..
Few Years ago,, had a chat to a bloke and a few things changed and decided to be the bestest me could be and Help out as he said a lot of things all over will change if did,, Okie Dokie
So as Not into Christmas,, Got into it and Became a Happy lil Elf and promised to make people laugh plus be cheery (if possible) as it seems the only time there seems to be World Peace is at Christmas, so ill start Early..
Every Year for the last 4 or 5 yrs i go and get my Photo taken with Santa.. It can be an interesting Experience cause i ask for the same 2 things each yr, forget which Yr was but he called me "foul mouthed" and wasn't a very nice Santa at all..
2008 Santa musta had a good year cause he was heaps cool this yr and Laughed that Hard when i told him what i wanted, thought he was gonna have a hearty,,, Then he Gave me a Big hug and a Lollipop
And What's your Name? neil, Santa
And what would you like for Christmas this year neil?
Well a Headjob actually santa, like i ask every year but the missus aw well, Ok then World Peace is That ok ?
Have a Good lead up to Christmas Every1 and Hope Everybody's tree's have heaps of Hot stuff under them ..
Peace
neil.
Few Years ago,, had a chat to a bloke and a few things changed and decided to be the bestest me could be and Help out as he said a lot of things all over will change if did,, Okie Dokie
So as Not into Christmas,, Got into it and Became a Happy lil Elf and promised to make people laugh plus be cheery (if possible) as it seems the only time there seems to be World Peace is at Christmas, so ill start Early..
Every Year for the last 4 or 5 yrs i go and get my Photo taken with Santa.. It can be an interesting Experience cause i ask for the same 2 things each yr, forget which Yr was but he called me "foul mouthed" and wasn't a very nice Santa at all..
2008 Santa musta had a good year cause he was heaps cool this yr and Laughed that Hard when i told him what i wanted, thought he was gonna have a hearty,,, Then he Gave me a Big hug and a Lollipop
And What's your Name? neil, Santa
And what would you like for Christmas this year neil?
Well a Headjob actually santa, like i ask every year but the missus aw well, Ok then World Peace is That ok ?
Have a Good lead up to Christmas Every1 and Hope Everybody's tree's have heaps of Hot stuff under them ..
Peace
neil.