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Tell a dumb joke...

Yahoo news carries the headline 'Baby born to woman in coma'.

All these years women have been claiming that childbirth is the most difficult and painful thing in the world. Turns out that you can do it in your sleep.
 
My new girlfriend stayed over at my house for the first time last night. As she was snooping around she picked up one of my socks and said 'these are really stiff, you must use plenty of starch'.

I didn't correct her.
 
Newsflash: Barack Obama leaves note for wife, saying "clean up the dog shit, it stinks!"


Nobel Prize for Literature award ceremony to be held later this week.
 
:lol: You cyinc!

Two monkeys in a bath. One says "ooh ooh ah ah." The other one says "put some cold water in then."
 
Last night I learned my laser pointer can go all the way to the bar across the street.

Drunk people still think theres a sniper somewhere.
 
MrArboc said:
My new girlfriend stayed over at my house for the first time last night. As she was snooping around she picked up one of my socks and said 'these are really stiff, you must use plenty of starch'.

I didn't correct her.
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That is entirely waaaaay too much information.
 
whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

about 6 pints!!!


a pregnant Glaswegian woman's waters break so she phones an ambulance, and tell the operator "a need an ambulance ma waters jist broke"
the operator replies "ok madam i just need you to tell me where you are ringing from?"
and the woman replied "fae ma fanny aw the way tae ma ankles"!!!!!

the linguistics may baffle on the second one!!! but it works if you know the lingo!
 
not a dumb joke but this is a live thread so here you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

michael jackson was disappointed when steven gately arrived in heaven ...he thought they said someone from the BOYS HOME was coming
 
Davetaylor said:
a pregnant Glaswegian woman's waters break so she phones an ambulance, and tell the operator "a need an ambulance ma waters jist broke"
the operator replies "ok madam i just need you to tell me where you are ringing from?"
and the woman replied "fae ma fanny aw the way tae ma ankles"!!!!!

the linguistics may baffle on the second one!!! but it works if you know the lingo!
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:lol:Helps if you know Glaswegian women too.
 
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