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The Dreaded Ring-of-Fire

Hillbilly Chili said:
UnHoly Cow man, I think scotty's been there, done that!
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I have. Seriouslly! Sometimes when I make a batch of my "Mess You Up Good" (tm) Wings.... My cheeks get warm and not just the ring. and it's not the splash factor.
 
Scotty said:
I have. Seriouslly! Sometimes when I make a batch of my "Mess You Up Good" (tm) Wings.... My cheeks get warm and not just the ring. and it's not the splash factor.
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Wow, that's actually impressive.
 
Yeah, me and my asshole are no longer on good terms with each other. I like peppers, it doesn't. If you've never gotten ring burn then you don't like hot food.
 
DEFCON Creator said:
And it's always interesting to see what kind of etching is in the porcelain after the morning constitutional.
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Don't forget to check under the seat to gaze upon the meteor showers. :lol: :(
 
DEFCON Creator said:
Ahhh, the infamous "splashback", another form of acid reflux, LOL!
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aka.."asscid reflux"..
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one of the funniest threads ever. the Ring Of Fire, also known as the Johnny Cash. I keep a roll of toilet paper in the freezer for special occasions, this seems to help.

another treatment you could try: get all your ice cubes out and lay them end to end, the more the better, sprinkle a little salt between them so they stick together, hopefully you will have around six feet of ice. place a big chunk of ice cream at one end of the ice. now, go to the other and and take another two or three paces away, pour some olive oil (make sure it is good quality olive oil) between your butt cheeks, now move forward quickly and drop into a seated position with your legs sticking straight out in front of you and open to about 90 degrees, lean forward and place your hands on the ground and pull yourself along dog-sliding-it's-backside-along-the-ground-style. stop sliding along the ice cubes when you find yourself sitting in the ice cream. patent pending.

Mark
 
chilliman64 said:
one of the funniest threads ever. the Ring Of Fire, also known as the Johnny Cash. I keep a roll of toilet paper in the freezer for special occasions, this seems to help.

another treatment you could try: get all your ice cubes out and lay them end to end, the more the better, sprinkle a little salt between them so they stick together, hopefully you will have around six feet of ice. place a big chunk of ice cream at one end of the ice. now, go to the other and and take another two or three paces away, pour some olive oil (make sure it is good quality olive oil) between your butt cheeks, now move forward quickly and drop into a seated position with your legs sticking straight out in front of you and open to about 90 degrees, lean forward and place your hands on the ground and pull yourself along dog-sliding-it's-backside-along-the-ground-style. stop sliding along the ice cubes when you find yourself sitting in the ice cream. patent pending.

Mark
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Will have to take your word for it chilliman :) - Think I'd rather grab a flight to the Arctic & get off the plane buck naked...be less embarrassing - :shocked:
 
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