naked in a cold climate, now there's a man who agrees that size doesn't matter. what's that old saying??? it's not the size of the pod it's the strength of the capsaicin that matters... or something like that.
chilliman64 said:one of the funniest threads ever. the Ring Of Fire, also known as the Johnny Cash. I keep a roll of toilet paper in the freezer for special occasions, this seems to help.
another treatment you could try: get all your ice cubes out and lay them end to end, the more the better, sprinkle a little salt between them so they stick together, hopefully you will have around six feet of ice. place a big chunk of ice cream at one end of the ice. now, go to the other and and take another two or three paces away, pour some olive oil (make sure it is good quality olive oil) between your butt cheeks, now move forward quickly and drop into a seated position with your legs sticking straight out in front of you and open to about 90 degrees, lean forward and place your hands on the ground and pull yourself along dog-sliding-it's-backside-along-the-ground-style. stop sliding along the ice cubes when you find yourself sitting in the ice cream. patent pending.
Mark
chuk hell said:BEST.
THREAD.
EVER.
imaguitargod said:Best thread ever.
xgrafcorex said:not quite the ring of fire..but i just sliced up a bunch of peppers and forgot to put on some gloves until i had cut up a few different kinds. long story short..my hands are on fire.anyone have any good remedies? if i soak them in cold water or cold milk, they seem to feel better, but the burn quickly returns once i removed my hands from the liquid.
i've washed my hands plenty, soaked them in water, soaked them in milk..but nothing has done the trick so far.![]()