food The Drunken Chef

Looking very good everyone.

FD, Sum, can one of you please come get your bear. I think he heard about my party and all the beer this weekend and he stumbled in drunk looking for leftovers. He is now planking on my living room floor.
 
I gave up reading this thread, way too long, but i'm working on it from this end.
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JayT said:
FD, Sum, can one of you please come get your bear. I think he heard about my party and all the beer this weekend and he stumbled in drunk looking for leftovers. He is now planking on my living room floor.
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Check his pulse...

Planking is only supposed to be done for a few minutes. If he remains in a planked state for over four hours, you're supposed to contact a physician or seek emergency assistance.
But don't try mouth to mouth with him. He'll eat your face.



ZD that steak and shrimp was inspirational. I'm gonna make my own salt rub with some dried superhots I have.
Like the "Instead of silly band". Albino Tribble...HAHA!!
 
Paul, awsomeness is now expected of you and you have again lived up to your SOA (Standard Of Awsomeness).

Z man, thanks for that. I've been menu planning and now I know what to fix for dinner Friday.

FD4, how did Bear get to PA? Please tell me that the state of Florida didn't give him a license!

Edit: Oh, and a pic of my first glass of home made brewski.

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RocketMan said:
Paul, awsomeness is now expected of you and you have again lived up to your SOA (Standard Of Awsomeness).

Z man, thanks for that. I've been menu planning and now I know what to fix for dinner Friday.

FD4, how did Bear get to PA? Please tell me that the state of Florida didn't give him a license!

Edit: Oh, and a pic of my first glass of home made brewski.

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Thanks!!! You humbl.........HEY!!!!! Is that a naked girl in your pantry????


:steals beer and runs:


LUCKYDOG said:
OMG !!! I am LMAOPOM too funny :rofl: :rofl:
Thats like the new "True Story"
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NASA called. They wanted to know how to dehydrate Keystone for the future manned mission to Mars. Apparently, they have plans to convert the red planet into the world's largest trailor park.


Bear just bought a Space helmet, Confederate flag, and a beer straw ball cap.....

----True Story.
 
Ok, guess Bear took the train and didn't drive. a little know about security camera in the train station caught this picture:

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On a side note the camera was removed and there is now one less security guard on location. HR has been notified to post a job offer.
 
BS!!!
You've never been one to show your hand.

M&C and hot Dogs are easy fodder for this one.

And...I'm not denying that someone can do them respectably. But for you, P2K, I expect more than that!!!

$5 seafood buffet!!!!!
 
frydad4 said:
BS!!!
You've never been one to show your hand.

M&C and hot Dogs are easy fodder for this one.

And...I'm not denying that someone can do them respectably. But for you, P2K, I expect more than that!!!

$5 seafood buffet!!!!!
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SHHHHHH!!!!!


You're walkin' on my mojo, baby!!!!
 
(Preface, no pics so it TECHNICALLY didn't happen, but it DID happen!!!)

Not sure if this belongs here, but we WERE drunk, and we WERE serving food, so....

I went to meet some work buddies for some beers at a shithole bar near where we work.

I brought along a fresh grown Fatali to give to a friend of mine. I gave it to him on the sly.

This is a seedy ass place full of middle age men, toothless women, and vietnam vets. They have $5 pitchers of Amber Bock at 4 pm. Perfect.

So, a few pitchers deep, my buddy decides to taste the fatali. He'd never had it before. A small slice burned him pretty good. So he started passing it around.

"C'mon you old pussy!!", he'd say to the older men at the bar, "eat a little piece, it won't kill ya!!".
They obliged to the peer pressure and ate a chunk.

Before I knew it, the pepper was gone, the bartender kept the seeds, and there were 8 people much older than me complaining that their mouths and throats were burning, and their tongues were swelling.

I said, "dude, I saw you grab that pepper slice with your raw hand, just wait till you take a piss!!!".

Check please, and I left.

True story.
 
frydad4 said:
(Preface, no pics so it TECHNICALLY didn't happen, but it DID happen!!!)

Not sure if this belongs here, but we WERE drunk, and we WERE serving food, so....

I went to meet some work buddies for some beers at a shithole bar near where we work.

I brought along a fresh grown Fatali to give to a friend of mine. I gave it to him on the sly.

This is a seedy ass place full of middle age men, toothless women, and vietnam vets. They have $5 pitchers of Amber Bock at 4 pm. Perfect.

So, a few pitchers deep, my buddy decides to taste the fatali. He'd never had it before. A small slice burned him pretty good. So he started passing it around.

"C'mon you old pussy!!", he'd say to the older men at the bar, "eat a little piece, it won't kill ya!!".
They obliged to the peer pressure and ate a chunk.

Before I knew it, the pepper was gone, the bartender kept the seeds, and there were 8 people much older than me complaining that their mouths and throats were burning, and their tongues were swelling.

I said, "dude, I saw you grab that pepper slice with your raw hand, just wait till you take a piss!!!".

Check please, and I left.

True story.
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That is soooooo right on so many levels and I approve this message.
 
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