food What was the last spicy meal you cooked?

[The Hot Pepper]

best poem eva

 

[Ashen]

I think TB made a deal with the Devil.

https://youtu.be/ug5IHeEUVDA

 

[texas blues]

I'm no poet.
 
Edgar Allen Poe.
 
Is a poet.
 
Rudyard Kipling.
 
A poet.
 
I'm a musician.
 
And that.
 
Was only a lyric.
 
For a 12/8 shuffle.

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

it was;
 
an Ode to Ananas
 
 
 
 
 
 
  don't know why English is pretty much the only language that calls them Pineapples 
 

  

 

[texas blues]

it was;
 
an Ode to Ananas
 
 
 
 
 
 
  don't know why English is pretty much the only language that calls them Pineapples 
 

  

 
 
 
In Mexico.
 
They call it "pina".
 
Nobody grows pineapple.
 
In Ireland.
 
And definitely not.
 
In Sweden.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Fun fact: TB is obsessed with any food related to the last place he traveled. All we have to do is send him somewhere and he will have a new obsession. Any ideas? 

 

[texas blues]

Fun fact: TB is obsessed with any food related to the last place he traveled. All we have to do is send him somewhere and he will have a new obsession. Any ideas? 

 
How about NYC?
 
Nah....
 
Just kidding.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Maybe Boston, they have good lettuce

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

waterboarding at Guantanamo bay sounds like fun, if you don't know what either of those two things are  

 

[texas blues]

THP.
 
If I were to ever win.
 
The lottery in Texas.
 
I'd buy us both.
 
2 first class tickets.
 
And we'd go to Black's BBQ in Lockhart TX.
 
For brisket and sides.
 
And then jet.
 
To Marathon in the Florida Keys.
 
For a lobster reuben.
 
Stop in Miami for a Cuban.
 
Head up to Tampa.
 
To Crabby Bills.
 
For a grouper sammich.
 
Then on to Seattle.
 
For Steamer's and Ivars.
 
Port Townsend for Waterfront Pizza.
 
Then rock to Anchorage.
 
For Gwennies breakfast.
 
And hit up Humpy's downtown.
 
Then down to the big dry ditch.
 
Of Las Vegas.
 
3 Angry Wives for breakfast.
 
Strip Burger.
 
Across from the Wynn.
 
And Emeril's Delmonico.
 
At the Venetian.
 
Then onto LA and INO Burger.
 
Ricky's Fish Taco's
 
And Ensenada Baja.
 
For more fish tacos.
 
Then Honolulu.
 
For a mixed plate lunch.
 
And a Loco Moco.
 
At Rainbow Drive Inn.
 
And Helena's for fried turkey tails.
 
Back to DFW.
 
For chicken fried steak.
 
At AllGood Cafe.
 
And then.
 
Cook for you.
 
Hungarian sausage stew.
 
A smashed cheeseburger.
 
Serve up my home made.
 
Queso.
 
Salsa.
 
Smoke salmon.
 
And then.
 
Shake your hand.
 
And bid you farewell and safe journey home.
 
 
That might never happen.
 
But if it did.
 
How awesome would that be?
 
Did I mention your own room?
 
At the Marriott's?
 
 
We only have one life.
 
Live it.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

[The Hot Pepper]

 

 

[texas blues]

Bastige.
 
I love you man but.
 
I ain't drivin' off a cliff for you.
 
Because.
 
Rainbow Drive Inn.
 
My dear sweet 82yo ma.
 
Is in Honolulu right now.
 
I texted her to go by there.
 
And get me 2 RDI coffee cups.
 
Ma likes to be liking Zippy's too.
 
But I've never been.
 
 
Gravy all over.

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

https://youtu.be/uTi1m3spwZ0

 

[The Hot Pepper]

♪I want to hold the ranch♫

 

[texas blues]

Gravy all over.
 
I should text ma for a shirt too.

The mixed plate was incredibly good.
 
My sister had the Shoyu chicken plate.
 
And ma had the mahi plate lunch.
 
Ma is a fish gal and high fived me.
 
For turning her on to this joint.
 
Even though she's been coming to Hawaii.
 
Since 1969.
 
All plate lunch's come with.
 
Rice.
 
And mac salad.
 
I loved it long time.
 
No for real.
 
I could eat this kine food.
 
Ever day.
 
My sister Dana thought it was outstanding.
 
But she said.
 
Zippy's mac salad.
 
Was better.
 
Anyhow.
 
Ma, my older sister Ann, and Dana.
 
Like to be liking.
 
Cheesecake Factory.
 
On Kalakaua.
 
A LOT!!!!
 
They'll show up at 4pm.
 
And still wait in line for an hour.
 
Just to get in.
 
Because.
 
Just like me.
 
They're crazy.
 
That way.

 

[Ashen]

TB I keep meaning to ask you what to hit up when I go to Vegas soon, but if those three are your impress the boss places, I guess I have my answer.

Although a place for decent coffee by the flamingo would be a godsend. And for the love of all things Ranch, don't mention StarSucks.

 

[texas blues]

TB I keep meaning to ask you what to hit up when I go to Vegas soon, but if those three are your impress the boss places, I guess I have my answer.

 
Si senor.
 
Plan on dropping $200 plus tip at Emerils.
 
For two.
 
Worth it.
 
The other joints.
 
More conventional.
 
Middle class.
 
Strip Burger.
 
http://stripburger.com/menu/
 
I always got the blue cheese burger.
 
And atomic fries.
 
Killer combo.
 
3 Angry Wives.
 
https://www.ubereats.com/en-US/las-vegas/food-delivery/three-angry-wives-pub/PK4E61LxSVuiqTTaaVbjSg/
 
mrs. blues always dug the chix fingers and fries.
 
The Rory Rueben kicked ass.
 
Auntie Mo's Meatloaf sandwich kicked the best ass!
 
Their breakfast stuff.
 
Eggs.
 
Omelettes.
 
Eggs Benny.
 
Order up.
 
You can't go wrong.
 
But screw all that noise.
 
If you have only one place to go.
 
In-N-Out Burger on Tropicana.
 
Just off the strip.
 
Get the double double animal style.
 
Ask for well done animal style fries.
 
If your wife is with you.
 
And you go to these places.
 
You will be having sex.
 
A lot!
 
Probably the most.
 
After IN-N-OUT.
 
The name says it all.

 

[Ashen]

Sweet. Does it have to be that In-N-out?
Or is the one next to the in-N-out store on the linq promenade ok? 5 min walk from our room.

 

[texas blues]

Sweet. Does it have to be that In-N-out?
Or is the one next to the in-N-out store on the linq promenade ok? 5 min walk from our room.

 
 
I dunno'.
 
I haven't ever been to that one.
 
I would reckon they should be the same.
 
Get your INO on.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Burger King, Wendy's, INO... all da same just pick one for tourist food