Your honor and ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I will have ya'll know, Sunday night I grilled a 16 oz dry aged ribeye and a 16 oz dry aged filet for mrs. blues. I had the leftover steakness for dinner as did mrs. blues. My reputation and love for meat is unquestionable. My piccy's posted throughout my tenure here at THP speak for themselves.
Furthermore, at no time have I attempted to post vegan piccy's of anykind or associate those with known vegan tendency's that would undermine the reputation of the forum.
In summation, I ask the court for a complete and utter dismissal of the charges and the removal of the Turd Toupee'. It doesn't fit right on my head and as you know.................
If it don't fit....you MUST acquit!!