Scoville DeVille said:
Here, they're called "swivel heads"... These dumb mFers (also called "tourons", tourist + moron) driving on the highway, at 35 mph looking at deer, stopping on the highway (speed limit 60) taking pictures. It's rural, a two lane highway smack in the middle of the highest Mule Deer population in North America. Deer are f**king EVERYWHERE!!! I wish I had a "spare truck" to smash into the bastards.
:ratswithhooves+tourons:
:gearsground:
Then the tourons park in the tourist town and jay-walk EVERYWHERE! Never Mind that the only road up the valley goes through said tourist town and all the people working up the valley have to drive through that town with their work trucks, dump trucks, excavators, etc. Do the tourons really think it's smart to play chicken with a 1-ton service truck? Dumbasses~
Another thing that really grinds my gears is- dumbass bike riders. (bicycle...not motor bike)
I'm driving down the 2-lane hiway in said 1-ton service truck with wide body compartments and even wider truck mirrors. Come around a corner and up ahead are 2 bikes riding side-by-side. Along this stretch of hiway the road margins are 2-3' wide outside the fog line, plenty of room for a bike to travel single file in complete safety. These 2 morons were ride side--by-side with one rider on the road inside the white line.
And Guess what! There's an oncoming car! Oh S#!T> I swerve across the center line praying the oncoming car is paying attention, which they were. They swerved way over the white line on their side, I'm about 2 feet over the center line and we all pass right next to the bikers. I wonder if the morons knew how close they came to getting tagged~
Bike riding is very popular in the valley. I get that, and motorists are supposed to "share the road". Fine. I'll share. But Come ON! Bikers have a responsibility to ride safely and outside the white line when possible. There are a lot of roads in the valley that have very narrow margins, so why would a biker ride inside the white line on a stretch of hiway that has all kinds of trucks, semis, RVs and more driving 60 mph?!?!???
Dumbasses!
OK- Rant over...
OH and to Scott's story about vinegar...
a long time ago, Hubby was manning my FM booth sampling the chunky salsa. The veggies are cut into 1/4" pieces and are easily identified as tomato, onion, green peppers. One person came up and tasted the Mild, and the Medium, then the Hot and also the Scorcher.
They then said "I don't like onions."
To which Salsadude replied "Well then don't f^cking eat it."
True Story.