contest BEGIN! Pizza Throwdown

[oldsalty]

Two nerds in a head to head perfect lol

I'm waiting for Snake to fry some eggs on the wheelbarrow and drive it home.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha 
NERD FIGHT!!!!!  

 

[grantmichaels]

focus on the gravy ... must focus on the gravy ...

 

[tctenten]

focus on the gravy ... must focus on the gravy ...

 
 
Everyone knows you do not put gravy on pizza..

 

[oldsalty]

 
 
Everyone knows you do not put gravy on pizza..

What the Hell i leave for two minutes and Grant is making gravy pizza!!!

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Everyone knows you do not put gravy on pizza..

 
So it changes names on noddles. Man I need a drink!

 

[tctenten]

So it changes names on noddles. Man I need a drink!

Like you need a reason to get a drink.

Grant hasn't posted, he must be in the lab preparing his pizza.

 

[grantmichaels]

Someone post Toto Africa for me
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

 

[grantmichaels]

Grant hasn't posted, he must be in the lab preparing his pizza.

 
No truer words hombre, no truer words.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Y'all put the F in Throwdown.
Ahh shit drunk again
Something about fun

 

[grantmichaels]

Finally, a little reprieve for a few mins ... need to update the text, and postie up some preliminary stuff ...

Grant hasn't posted, he must be in the lab preparing his pizza.

 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZs7HCLno-I

 

[Student of Spice]

Chocolate Chip Chili Cookie Dough with a Cream Cheese Glaze
 
Pizza Dough
 
1 cups warm water
1/2 T. yeast
1/2 Tsp. salt
1 Tbsp. sugar
3 cups flour, divided
1 T. olive oil
 
[SIZE=12pt]Mix warm water and yeast, let sit 5 minutes. Add 2 ½ cups flour and mix well in Kitchen Aid or with a dough hook. Add additional flour and salt, knead. Let dough rest in a ball for 10 to 20 minutes. Pour 1 Tbsp. olive oil onto pan then Roll dough very thin and place on a greased pan.[/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=12pt]Cookie Dough[/SIZE]
 
1/2 cup butter, softened
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/4 cup sugar
1 egg
1 tsp. vanilla
1-1/2 to 2 cups flour
1/2 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp. salt
Mini semi-sweet chocolate chips
 
[SIZE=12pt]Cream butter and sugar together. Add dry ingredients and mix together.  You want it to be a little thicker than your typical cookie dough so add more flour if needed. Mix in mini semi-sweet chocolate chips.
Crumble on top of second pizza dough and then bake at 400 F for 15-18 minutes. Then top with glaze, chocolate fudge sauce, and caramel sauce (add 1/8 tsp chili powder to either chocolate or caramel sauce) I used Orange Thai Chili Powder.[/SIZE]
 
[SIZE=12pt]Cream Cheese Glaze[/SIZE]
 
 
1/4 cup butter, softened
6 ounces cream cheese, softened
3/4 cup powdered sugar
1 tsp. vanilla
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 cup Heavy cream
 
Cream butter and cream cheese together. Beat in powdered sugar. Blend in vanilla and salt.  Add in heavy cream and beat until well combined.  Adjust Heavy cream and powdered sugar to get glaze to your desired consistency.

 

 

[The Hot Pepper]

good lawd!

 

[grantmichaels]

Can I just stop and kung pao some of that? ...
 
I want to shove a slice of that into my piehole STAT!

 

[tctenten]

Nice. Love the look of that pie.

 

[Scovie]

It finally happened.
 
Grant has switched to beakers and erlenmeyer flasks for cooking.

 

 

[The Hot Pepper]

That pizza ia hypnotic!

 

[oldsalty]

It finally happened.
 
Grant has switched to beakers and erlenmeyer flasks for cooking.

I'm Scared is he making pizza or a BOMB
Have met my daily quota of likes??? Is it getting hot in here?

Student of Spice Brother that looks EPIC!!!!!!!!!

 

[Student of Spice]

Can I just stop and kung pao some of that? ...
 
I want to shove a slice of that into my piehole STAT!

 
STAT eh? How fast can you drive....meet you in the middle. Any time man I am only a cpl hours north of you!

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Vote for meeeeeeeee

 

[grantmichaels]

It finally happened.
 
Grant has switched to beakers and erlenmeyer flasks for cooking.

 
My resistance was futile. Pyrex and butane are much more suited to my personality.
 
It's much more versatile.