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y'know, i missed you guys...

i think a lot of guys like to be stylish, but not that metrosexual kind of look just manly type style, and watches are the only really manly kind of accessory you guys have to work with. i'm generally dissappointed with women's watches, i can never find them with the subdials cuz they're always...

when i was in high school there was a mcdonalds about three blocks away and almost every day a couple of us would walk down and i'd always get 'supersized' (back before that movie...) fries... i weighed 96 pounds, people who didn't know i ran 10 miles a day were usually very confused. i think i...

i wasn't around so i don't know how dead it was, but i'll assume my return will breathe new life into the place...

i need to get a bigger pressure cooker...

this thread makes me reminisce back to when i first started posting here and you all thought i was a dude... a dude who liked carebears...

soooooo cute, if they could only make pods this would be my favourite age :) you can put those lights even closer if you want. the lights give off so little heat you can hold onto them with your bare hand, the plants almost have to be touching to get burned. just put your hand at the highest...

...but bikini season isn't long after the wedding...it's not easy being a girl...

*sobs* it's true! stupid bridesmaids dress, why must you torture me so!?!

...but i thought of you guys when i read this: beerito

maybe i'll start with, like, one...if it's horrible then i'll assume they're just different here...

about 1 in 10000 people have a condition where all their organs are reversed/in mirrored image from their normal position (ie heart on right side, and so on...) i'm gonna cut all mine off at the end of april, it's like i'm starting to miss it and it's not even gone yet...

this is why i was so shocked to see what appeared as you so acurately mimicing our ways... you've clearly learned to blend in among us at least somewhat... i think the xmen call themselves homosuperior but i'm not sure that quite describes you ;)

these are gorgeous flowers, and the plants get *huge* so just be careful with any pruning you do cuz they are highly toxic and will very easily absorb into your skin.

grow your own vanilla (it's an orchid, don't know if you count that as a flower...) or prickly pears (both of these might involve patience on your part, not sure how that'll go over...). have you tried fiddleheads? they're a little less time consuming.

are crawfish the same as crayfish? if so the creeks are lousy with 'em here, but i've never heard of anyone here eating them before. we use them for bait when we go fishing. maybe this summer i'll catch a few extra and try them out...

i thought you said you weren't shooting for any post count goals after 10k? just human nature i guess, so i guess that would imply you're actually human...

awe, sounds like noones valentines went to plan... that's why i hate this stupid day, expectations get up there and there's nowhere to go but down. plus, i beleive it's a well documented fact that most women are crazy so adding that is just a recipe for disaster.

when you die this is gonna show up on the big jumbo screen at the pearly gates and god's gonna be like "that, right there. that's why you're not getting in." how do i keep falling for this?

you're right, it really sounds horrible. i'll tell my friend to withdraw her application right away... it's a deal, many a photo will be posted if she wins :D actually i think one of the jobs duties is posting a video blog about life there, knowing my friend i imagine bikini's will feature...